So there is nothing on TV tonight. I was just sitting enjoying my DQ Blizzard (yes my husband loves me) flipping through the channels. I couldn't find anything to watch. I ended up on TLC because for some bizarre reason they were broadcasting a crime show. I watched until the first commercial segment when I remembered why I NEVER turn it to TLC. Are you kidding, "Half Man Half Tree" followed by "Mermaid Girl"? I nearly lost my dinner let alone my appetite for my Blizzard.

And remember when the Biography channel had biographies? I know, crazy. Now it's like "Ghostly Encounters" and "Psychic Kids". Since when did the paranormal fit under the biography theme?

I finally settled on FLN and "Whatever, Martha!" I have never seen this show before and thought I liked it. Two women sitting around watching and making fun of segments from the Martha Stewart show. But then I noticed that one of the women was named Alexis Stewart, you know, Martha's daughter. Then I saw that the show itself was a product of the Martha enterprise. I couldn't like it too much after I realized that Martha was behind the whole thing. Although I was kind of sad that Martha beat me to the punch.