Saturday, February 28, 2009

Darwin vs. Aliens

I had an epiphany today.

I know why Bogda is crazy.

I let my mind wander while she embarked on yet another wild tirade.

My first thought was, "How do I get out of this?"

My next thought was, "Oh yeah. She quit smoking a month ago, her brain is suffering serious nicotine withdrawal..."

Then I thought, "How do I get out of this?"



Oh and the topic of conversation?

Darwin was an idiot. Evolution is too far fetched. It is much more plausible that an alien race mixed with Neanderthal to form Homo Erectus. Then a few thousand years later they came back to see that the new race didn't amount to much and they tried to breed again. They continued these efforts until the modern human was achieved.

So forget the apes-- absurd! We are actually descendants of a real live alien race. Or at least Bogda's German author makes a very convincing argument.

3 comments:

alana said...

I need a dictionary. Again. I am relieved you figured it out though!

Shay Brackney said...

I am holding my stomach...I have to because if I laugh any harder my ribs will ache for days...I can see why she is endearing...sweet sweet lady...but really...she needs some uplifting books to ponder...

Ford Family said...

Have you tried giving her a book of mormon? Seriously, even Joseph Smith isn't that far fetched!