Me: Do you think X had a boob job?
Jared: What? I don't know, I'll ask her boyfriend.
Me: No don't. I don't want it to get back to her that I was curious.
Jared: Why? Isn't it a compliment?
Me: Is it?
Later at Wal-Mart after walking by a Renaissance Fair-clad couple:
Jared: Did you see that?!
Me: You mean did I see anything other than those gigantic squished up boobs coming straight for me?
Jared: Do you think hers are real?
Me: Yes. You can't get fake ones to sit on a corset like that, and didn't you notice them jiggling all over the place?
20 minutes later:
Jared: So did that corset have a shelf or something? How did she get them to sit like that?
It took 20 more minutes of questions and demonstrations to explain how the corset did not have to have a ledge for her boobs to sit like that.
Jared: Was she even cute?
Me: I don't know, I couldn't get past the dynamic chest.
Jared: I wish I had my camera. We could have donated the picture to the People of WalMart website.
7 comments:
No .. they aren't real. although I have a feeling you weren't talking about me - unless you know who my boyfriend is.
LOL the girl at walmart was prob my sis in law
there is someone jack and i debate about all the time...i am glad to hear other couples have similar discussions. it makes me feel more normal. oh and start carrying your camera in your purse please.
My husband has been known to take the occasional secret photo with his cell phone of a random stranger that he wishes me to see.
Only at walmart...or church!!
go to peopleofwalmart.com it is TOOO funny
LOL!!! Dont u just love Wal-Mart!!! You never know what your gonna see!!
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