Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Trying for simplicity
Why do we do this? I think at some point we need a specific event where we as humans can refresh and restart the clock. We are forced to bring everything back into order. January 1 is no different a day than December 31, but in our minds it is the starting point and new attempt at control.
So with that said, I give into the need for control and always find myself looking brightly to the year ahead.
This year I would like to focus on simplicity. I want to simplify my life. I plan to do this by better organizing my time. I must simplify and to do that I must plan.
I want to be deliberate in my actions. I am not going to do something just because I have nothing better to do.
I want to simplify my surroundings. I need to scale back for the sake of my sanity. This will be a year of getting rid of the superfluous.
I have to purge not only the "things" but the obligations and responsibilities that are creating static in my life. I started this by quitting my job this fall. That burden was lifted and I love the freedom I feel from it.
I will continue to blog because I enjoy it and it is fulfilling to me somehow. And since these goals are posted for the world to see, I have a better chance of maintaining them.
Here's to a fresh, vibrant, new year!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
And remember when the Biography channel had biographies? I know, crazy. Now it's like "Ghostly Encounters" and "Psychic Kids". Since when did the paranormal fit under the biography theme?
I finally settled on FLN and "Whatever, Martha!" I have never seen this show before and thought I liked it. Two women sitting around watching and making fun of segments from the Martha Stewart show. But then I noticed that one of the women was named Alexis Stewart, you know, Martha's daughter. Then I saw that the show itself was a product of the Martha enterprise. I couldn't like it too much after I realized that Martha was behind the whole thing. Although I was kind of sad that Martha beat me to the punch.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Hockey with the cousins
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Love and Logic?
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Moving Mountains
It's not the process I can't seem to grasp- sort, wash, dry, fold, put away. It's the follow through.
Sometimes it's: sort, wash........... wash again, dry, fold, put away.
Other times it's: sort......... sort more, wash, dry............... fold, put away.
But more often than not it's: sort......... sort more, wash.......... wash again, dry, fold............................................................................. sort.
I really get hung up on that put away step.
I used to have a grasp on my mountain of laundry, I had whittled it down to a mole hill. But just one day off, or two days of being sick and the cycle starts all over again.
Friday, December 19, 2008
I Love Copying
- Peanut Butter Anything. In fact, TCBY used to have a peanut butter sauce that I still dream about.
- New Pens. Sometimes a new pen is all it takes to make a bad day better.
- Notebooks and Journals. They have to be ruled and big enough to write in. I prefer spiral bound, but if the binding is not too tight I can make it work. The page has to be just the right size so you don't feel pressure to fill the whole page.
- Artifacts. I love finding old trash. I love looking through prehistoric and historic trash and piecing together life in the past. I love the human connection. It's the recording part I hate.
- Cross County Hiking. I haven't done this in a long time but I love it. Which brings me to my next favorite thing--
- Maps. I love reading maps, I love being the navigator on trips! I love that I can find myself as long as I have a map. Last spring I was on a field visit with some Native Americans and I was the only one of the group who hadn't been to the location before. When we couldn't figure out where we were supposed to be on the landscape I pulled out my map and figured it out. I was beaming with pride, they're the one's who are supposed to be so in tune with nature and find their way around...
- Taking a Shower. My family can attest to this, I am protective of my shower. My shower shapes my attitude for the rest of the day. A shower is a real luxury that gets taken for granted all too often. I'm not saying I shower every single day, but if I decide I need my shower, watch out and don't you dare flush the toilet!
- Library Books. I love the smell, the texture of the pages, and the excitement of getting a well read book from the library.
That's all the thought I can dedicate to this for now. The next list I make will be of things I hate and I guarantee it will be eight times longer. In fact, I think I love to hate certain things, is that possible?
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Gonzo vs. Squidward
Kitty: I like the girl one.
Me: You mean Miss Piggy?
Kitty: I like Mr. Froggy too.
Me: That's Kermit the Frog, you know that!
John: I like the one that looks mean and grouchy like Squidward.
Me: You mean Gonzo? Come on! You guys are acting like you don't know who these people are!
Me: It's FOZIE BEAR for Pete's sake!!!
Once I regained composure I was able to calmly teach them (as I should have long ago) who each character was, except for the French shrimp guy who I don't remember from my youth.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Nothing Beats Neil Diamond

Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm thinking of skipping the Christmas card this year, it's too hard and I can't compete with all the fancy one's floating around. Nothing new or exciting happend to us this year, so why try?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Rubbing Shoulders
Last night I watched Taladaga Nights for the first time. It was kind of funny. There was a reference in the movie to Highlander and that got me thinking. I don't know if anyone remembers the TV show called Highlander, but I used to watch it with a lady I lived with in Kanab. We would spend our evenings sitting in our respective Lazy Boy recliners watching Kung Fu, Walker Texas Ranger, and Highlander. In her defense (as well as my own) she was my grandmother's age and she was a little crazy. And she was letting me live with her for free so I pretty much had to watch what she wanted.
A few years prior to this I worked Room Service for the Provo Park Hotel and actually served the actor from Highlander, too bad I don't even know his name. Yes, that's right; I served room service to a famous actor who no one remembers today. I also brought room service to Iron Butterfly, don't be jealous. Oh and then there was that time I gave the guy who always played the dad in the 80s movies (Licensed to Drive comes to mind) directions to the state liquor store because the Provo Park Hotel bar was closing. He gave me a $20 tip, too bad I don't know his name either.
My brush with fame started when I was 5. My grandparents took me and my sister to a Donnie and Marie concert. Toward the end, Donnie went running up the aisle and my grandpa grabbed me and I stuck my hand out just in time for Donnie to slap it as he ran by.
More recently, I stood behind Lyell Lovett in the sky cap line at the Spokane airport. As we were pulling up, I looked at him and thought, "Hurry up Lyell Lovett, you're in the way!" But then I looked a little closer and realized it really was Lyell Lovett, not just some ugly guy that looked like him. While we were in line I had plenty of time to observe him. Of course I was taller than him, taller than even his Kramer-esque hair. He had on tight black jeans and I remember thinking he had the lower body of a woman. You know, soft around the edges. Several people came up to him to tell them how much they enjoyed the concert the night before, he graciously thanked them. I was proud of myself for leaving him alone, but then again I didn't go to the concert…
These little stories are nothing like my sister's brush with fame that she only just recently told me about. She was in New York on business and ran into Gene Simmons in the lobby of her hotel. They actually spoke to each other, mostly about her height. Another time in New York she saw Lenny Kravitz getting out of a cab or something. Which is a little ironic since "Mr. Cabdriver" is a fun song about not getting a cab… maybe it was a limo.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
I Hate WalMart
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Icy water Dora, anyone?
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Who?
I clicked on his profile, found his blog and read it (so there!). He is actually a very talented artist and I liked several of his paintings he had posted. He had a "live-feed" gadget and I examined who had been visiting. Then I saw it, a familiar domain name! Hooray, Tyler is a friend of a friend! Mystery solved. I feel like I just finished a Law and Order episode where it all works out like you wanted it to. Not like the episodes where they leave you disappointed not only in the lack of resolution, but in humanity in general.
So welcome to my blog Tyler, I hope you return once in a while. I appreciate your sage advice and determination to help me out as a total stranger.
Monday, December 8, 2008
So this blogging thing IS ok...
I was just reading up on a friend's life and then decided to read some of her favorite blogs and so the cycle begins. I came upon a very funny one that pretty much had me laughing for real. I wasn't just smiling and making a little breathy sound-- I was truly laughing. All alone. By myself. The dog came into the room to check on me.
So since I don't know any blogging etiquette I hope it's OK for me to post the link to her blog with the rest of my list-- even if she doesn't know me, or that I admire her humor and aspire to be her, whoever she is! And I would go one step further and recommend it to anyone who needs a real belly laugh. You can find the link on my sidebar as "Every Day I Write the Book".
Oh and if anyone knows how I should give her proper credit on my blog let me know the rules, I'm new around here.
Friday, December 5, 2008
A Breakthrough!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Church Christmas
Back to the point. I started to explain to my kids that this month we were going to do something different for stories before bed and before I could say any more John interrupted with, "I know what you are trying to do and I am not falling for it." I just looked at him in disbelief. Firstly, I was not trying to do anything hoping he would fall for it, and second, how did he know?
"You are trying to trick us and it's not going to work," he says.
"Trick you how? I just thought we could talk about Christmas-"
"I knew it! All that church Christmas stuff, I'm sick of it."
WHAT? As a parent I'm totally stumped because (don't tell anyone) we have not talked about the "church" Christmas stuff at all this year. Not even a little.
So as I get out my Bible and search for the passage to read for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday (we have to catch up) John continues to refuse to listen. Sweet Kitty on the other hand says she wants to hear the church Christmas story. So I decide to read regardless of my audience. Long story short-- the misbehavior increases, my patience decreases and I end up yelling at them both to pay attention to the scriptures, or so help me. I don't think the true "reason of the season" was conveyed.
I guess I will have to be more creative in my trickery.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Ahhh... Pickle Soup!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Spanksgiving!
So I am trying to let them work it out as much as possible. I did do that one other time when I was on the phone and just didn't want to deal with the screaming. I went into the bathroom (interesting) to continue my conversation. I could hear the screams of bloody murder, the tears from both of them, the pauses while they attacked each other, and then I tuned it out. When I finished talking on the phone and came out of the bathroom they were playing together quietly.
So what am I supposed to do with these kids of mine until 3:00 when we can eat? Man am I a grouch today! Grrr.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
My New Obsession

Sunday, November 23, 2008
Imperfect Timing
Thursday, November 20, 2008
I hate slipping on ice almost as much as I find it hilarious to see someone else do it. Don't you hate it when you slip and fall and a passer by asks if you are ok? Even if you feel like you broke your hip you immediately jump up and act like it was no big deal, laugh it off, and try hard not to limp too much as you stagger away. And what about that split second when you are falling, it is almost like it happens in slow motion, you feel your arms flail and your legs fly over your head and there's nothing you can do.
I remember walking home from high school and noticing a splat in the snow next to the sidewalk. I was cracking up as I got home and told my sister that I could totally see where someone bit the big one in the snow around the corner. She was like, "Hey! That was me."
Speaking of biting the big one, last winter I was walking across the church parking lot with Kitty in my arms and John holding my hand. I totally fell on ice covered in snow, Kitty bumped her head and John fell on top of me. We were kind of hurt. The sweet couple driving by at the same time backed up and asked if we were ok. There's nothing like walking into church with snow covering one side of your body. The whole thing traumatized poor John-- for months he would draw pictures of us falling on the ice and would make it pertain to his church lesson that week. For example, if the lesson was on being a peacemaker his picture would show him soothing us after we fell on the ice. Or if it was on obedience, his picture would show us walking carefully on the ice because I had told them to walk slowly.
The final memory I relived today was from a slick day in Provo. I was walking to class, with hundreds of my fellow Cougars, through a narrow construction zone on campus when suddenly the guy in front of me biffed it on the ice. I am so embarrassed to admit that I looked at him on the ground and just stepped over him and continued on my way... Who does that? I do.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
My Best Girl
- She is very even tempered.
- She understands my sense of humor.
- She runs or skips everywhere.
- She wants to please.
- She is the only one in the family that cleans up after herself.
- She loves to sing.
- She loves to dance.
- She is better coordinated and agile than I ever was.
- She has a tender heart.
- She LOVES her daddy.
- She is a good friend.
- She is affectionate.
- She gives me a big hug and pats my back-- that's my favorite!
- She has a great imagination.
- She is social.
- She is bubbly.
- She loves her brother and would do anything for him.
- She sleeps with all 81 of her babies (ok, maybe a few less).
- She will eat anything, including sand and dog food.
Kitty is such a light in our home. She is a calming force that the rest of us need. She is so tender and loving, but witty and funny at the same time. She has an independent spirit and knows what she likes and dislikes. Kitty is my best, most cheerful helper.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
My Favorite Boy
- He tells it like it is.
- He won't put up with injustice.
- He sees the world in black and white.
- He has a thirst for knowledge.
- He is mechanically inclined.
- He is a quiet observer.
- He absorbs EVERYTHING in a split second.
- He wants to be just like his daddy-- even down to his socks.
- He tries so hard.
- He has a photographic sense of hearing (I don't know what you call it).
- He has his daddy's green eyes and dark lashes.
- He isn't afraid to stand up to others.
- His face lights up when he smiles.
- He know when to be proud of himself.
- He still wants to sit on my lap.
- He loves his sister.
Monday, November 17, 2008
I started a blog and it was okay...
It kind of reminds me of one of my favorite cartoon books by Scott Dikkers, I Made Some Brownies and They Were Pretty Good, not to be out done by my other favorite in the same series, I Got a Job and It Was Okay. The books are a series of cartoons in the form of a journal, Jim's Journal to be exact. One of my favorite entries is when his friend dresses up as Pat Sajak for Halloween and the little drawing of his mask actually looks like Pat Sajak. I still laugh thinking of it!
So here is my blog if anyone cares...