Kitty's dream

This afternoon Kitty was telling me about the dreams she had last night.

"... then I had another one but I only remember one thing... and it's too dirty to tell you."

That got my attention.

"What was it about?"

"I can't tell you."

"Was it like you got in the mud?"

"No. Please don't tell anyone I had a dirty dream, it's too embarrassing."

"Don't worry I won't tell anyone," (except those who read my blog).

"Well, it was dirty and that's all I remember."

Of course I couldn't let it go...

Finally she said, "Ok, fine. I had a dirty face and lots of people saw it."

She was right, that is an embarrassing dirty dream.